2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

haloser:

fiyafly:

plantiah:

perspectave:

sunflowury:

goghwilde:

gnumblr:

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kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called β€œI’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

cartel:

The worst part about being there for everyone is that no one ever asks if you’re okay

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.Β 

snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play onΒ grim old place.Β 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with β€œChristmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add β€œYelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments