offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min


deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

106milestochicago:

IM SO GLAD THIS EXACT QUOTE IS IN IT

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

image

andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye

andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye

"You have to be odd to be number one."

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

nosleeptilbushwick:

this is absolutely incredible

babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor


one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE