haha guys. seriously.

niggayougay:

MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED

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parrotcakes:

IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE SHIT OH MY GOD

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spadesslick:

pimposaur:

reasons not to kill yourself

• chicken tender
• the billionth number of pi is 9
• it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
• sponges feel cool
• highdeas.com
• joe biden
• the letter Q
• dirt

Some of these are legitimately calming.

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• person: hey hows life
• me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend

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h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

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tweenking:

Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response

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egberts:

nicolasiscaged:

what do #1 pencils look like

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